Goose the Blog 2.0

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now with extra controversy!

by John at 6/16/2004 03:32:00 PM

The shadowy interests behind our new mascot think it would drum up some extra publicity for Diva if this blog was more controversial. Any publicity is good publicity, or so they tell me. So, let's see... Ahem.

Please choose whichever combination of phrases makes you more outraged:

How about those homosexuals getting married? That sure is (cool / messed up)! It is a (natural extension of / complete departure from) the (modern / traditional) concept of marriage. It is also a good example of (equal protection under the law / anti-democratic judical activism) and will probably result in (greater parity for / backlash against) homosexuals in our society. We should think about the children!
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Blogger Bill said at 4:15 PM

John, seriously you should just call Jeff and see why he's not posting. Gay Pride week is coming to my neighborhood of Capitol Hill in Seattle (course the CApitol is actually in olympia so I don't know why it is named that). What's next, a parade for NMGLA, the National Man Goldfish Love Association?    



Blogger John said at 5:29 PM

As Janeane Garofalo's character says in The Truth About Cats & Dogs: "We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets."    



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