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creative excuse of the week

by SamIam at 3/17/2004 04:05:00 PM

Most American's favorite past time isn't baseball, shopping, or even TV--it's figuring out how to blame someone else for their own fuck-up. It is good to see that despite our recent disagreements with the French, we still have something in common--take bad driving, for instance....

Man Thought He Was Running Over Bin Laden

MONTPELLIER, France March 17 — A Frenchman was convicted for trying to run over a pedestrian he mistook for Osama bin Laden.

The man's lawyer, David Mendel, said his client was traumatized by last week's terror attacks in Madrid and was temporarily the "victim of a hallucination," while driving Monday through Montpellier's historic center.

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