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Dear Abby, I'm married to a cartoon

by Wendy at 3/09/2004 09:38:00 AM

In a recent newspaper column:

"Stuck [in a Love Triangle"] complained to Dear Abby that she was a 34-year-old mother of three, married for 10 years to a "greedy, selfish, inconsiderate and rude" partner by the name of Gene. An unwitting Gene had committed the unforgivable sin of gifting his darling wife with a bowling ball for her birthday--a bowling ball that was sized for his fingers and engraved with his name, no less.

Sound familiar? Read the rest of her dilemma here.
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