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cave capitalist

by John at 3/11/2004 09:33:00 AM

From Howard Lovy's Nanobot comes "Cave Capitalist", the continuing struggle of Two-Grunts & One-Cluck, an inventive Cro-Magnon man who is looking for research funding.

"Tools," indeed. "Spears," "Fishing Nets," scraping skins off of animals to "wear" during the coming of a great "long period of cold things." Clearly being an educated homo sapien, I can hardly even fathom how you take these fantasies and turn them into reality in your round head.
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Mr. One-Cluck, let me make this perfectly clear. We here at the Neanderthal Alliance believe in only one thing – and that is our immediate, short-term survival and hording of existing resources. That is what "technology" is all about.


Be sure to check out Part 1 (wheel) and Part 2 (fire) for the backstory.
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