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"Pleistocene Park"

by John at 8/18/2005 08:20:00 AM

I whole-heartedly endorse1 this idea:

"In North America, by about 13,000 years ago, humans were leaving evidence of big-game hunting using sophisticated stone tools. This hunting probably helped to drive many animals to extinction, including North American mammoths and mastodons, lions, cheetahs, camelops (a relative of the modern camel), horses and asses.

"Although those animals are gone forever, related African and Asian species could serve as proxies, the authors say. They propose introducing the animals over 50 years, starting with horses, asses and camels, working up to elephants, and finally bringing in the big cats.

"Eventually, the animals could roam in preserves hundreds of thousands of hectares in size. The best place to create this “Pleistocene Park” would be in the North American Great Plains, where the human population is relatively low and the grazing animals would have a ready supply of food."

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1. But only if we dress the elephants up in long, shaggy, faux-fur coats. After all, it can get pretty cold on the Great Plains in winter, and they are going to have to stay warm somehow.
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