WWVD?
by Michelle at 8/28/2004 01:57:00 AM
What Would Veterans Do?
As reported in the Washington Post: "veterans say they trust President Bush more than Kerry as commander in chief, 56 percent to 38 percent, according to a report released yesterday by the University of Pennsylvania's National Annenberg Election Survey."
Bonus Quiz - Who said the following:
Ho Chi Minh is the "George Washington of Vietnam"?
As reported in the Washington Post: "veterans say they trust President Bush more than Kerry as commander in chief, 56 percent to 38 percent, according to a report released yesterday by the University of Pennsylvania's National Annenberg Election Survey."
Bonus Quiz - Who said the following:
Ho Chi Minh is the "George Washington of Vietnam"?
That would be me; I said it, and I still stand by it.
Bill, you couldn't be more wrong!
While Ho Chi Minh is like George Washington because he freed Vietnam from French colonial rule, he is also like Abraham Lincoln because he unified the separatist South Vietnam with the North.
Ho Chi Minh is the Geor-braham Linco-ington of Vietnam.
Ho Chi Minh is bigger than Jesus!
What would Ho Chi Minh do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Ho Chi Minh'd do.
When Ho Chi Minh was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Ho Chi Minh was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Ho Chi MInh do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Ho Chi Minh'd do.
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Ho Chi Minh would do.
And what would Ho Chi MInh do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Ho Chi MInh would do.
When Ho Chi Minh travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again
And when Ho Chi MInh built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubla Khan.
Cos Ho Chi Minh doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Ho Chi MInh do.
(Pause)
Did someone ask for me?
Who the fuck are you?
I'm George W. Bush.
No, not George W. Bush; yeah, fuck you George W. Bush.
(Return to song)
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Ho Chi MInh dooooo,
That's what Ho Chi MInh do
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