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by Bill at 3/02/2005 10:43:00 PM

It has been a while since I posted, been busy seting up my new clinic, haven't started seeing patients yet though hopefully in the next two weeks. Anyway, let's start the game.

How stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Wendy stole the cookie form the cookie jar.

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Blogger John said at 5:58 PM

Wendy has had ample time to respond to your allegations. Perhaps she is consulting with her attorneys on the best course of action.

I think she is hiding something.    



Blogger Wendy said at 8:22 PM

Who... me?    



Blogger Bill said at 12:20 AM

Yes you!    



Blogger Wendy said at 8:40 AM

Couldn't be!    



Blogger Bill said at 7:36 PM

Then who?
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Yuris stole the cookie from the cookie jar.    



Blogger Bill said at 3:10 PM

okay, i reconsidered it and decided that yuris didn't steal te cookie from the cookie jar.

So, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Steve stole the cookie from the cookie jar.    



Blogger SamIam said at 11:22 AM

Who, Me?    



Blogger Bill said at 12:13 PM

yes you!    



Blogger John said at 10:57 AM

Oh, we all know how it goes by by now:

"Couldn't be!"

"Then who? Who stole the cookie form the cookie jar?!"

And yet another innocent person is dragged before your kangaroo cookie court to face the uncertain justice of manipulated public opinion.

I was willing to go along at first. I trusted Bill to raise these kind of heinous allegations only when there was ample evidence to support prosecution. But we have seen over and over gain that he has no evidence upon which to proceed! Yet we remain silent, afraid that we may be the next one called to answer for this dubious crime. Well, I am tired of being afraid, and I'm not silent anymore! Bill's behavior is contrary the most basic precepts of civil rights and humane justice. Is there even any evidence that a cookie is missing? Was the cookie jar empty to begin with?

Who is next, Bill? Who. Is. Next?

This witchhunt must stop!    



Blogger Bill said at 8:12 PM

It was me all along, I stole the cookie. And I would have gotten away with except for those darn kids.    



Blogger Bill said at 8:58 PM

This message is intended solely for John, yes the guy harboring all the righteous moral superiority...

Come beat cancer, cancer can't be beat.    



Blogger John said at 10:19 PM

Oh, it's on, Bill. This isn't over until one of us is goaded into a furious, killing rage and the other one runs to hide behind his bedroom door.

(So, my righteous indignation was a little over the top earlier? That's what I was going for...)    



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