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"Have you tried Hare Krishna?"

by John at 11/29/2004 04:19:00 PM

No?

Okay, how about this: "Even if YOU don't know what faith you are, Belief-O-Matic™ knows. Answer 20 questions about your concept of God, the afterlife, human nature, and more, and Belief-O-Matic™ will tell you what religion (if any) you practice...or ought to consider practicing."

Huh. I got:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (79%)
4. Nontheist (79%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)

I kept jiggering my answers, but I always got 100% Unitarian Universalism. I suspect that anyone with an aversion to dogma and intolerance will, because as far as I can tell the UUs basically just get together on Sundays (or whatever day they like) and agree to respectfully disagree, which is alright by me. On the other hand, to get a high nontheist score, it seems to me you just have to not care about anything (try it - mark as much as you can "Not Applicable") which, in my opinion, falsely confuses ethics and morality with theism.

So, let a web quiz help you make important life and death decisions. Fun stuff!

"Warning: Belief-O-Matic™ assumes no legal liability for the ultimate fate of your soul."

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Blogger Wendy said at 9:15 PM

I'm not sure how I should feel about my results. #1 & 2 were somewhat expected, but what's up with #3?

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Neo-Pagan (92%)
4. Bahá'í Faith (84%)
5. Reform Judaism (82%)

Well, I did always think I'd make a pretty good Jew.    



Blogger Bill said at 9:46 PM

Her are my top 5, funy hoiw I was raised Roman catholic and it is at the very bottom of the list.

1.  Liberal Quakers (100%)
2.  Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)
4.  Neo-Pagan (82%)
5.  New Age (82%)
)    



Blogger Amy, Bill, Guillermo and Alma said at 9:54 PM

Here are mine:

1.  Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.  Liberal Quakers (96%)
3.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (94%)
4.  Secular Humanism (89%)
5.  Neo-Pagan (80%)

Now I think I'll practice some #5 and go howl at the moon!!!    



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