Secular Paradise
by Anonymous at 2/13/2004 10:34:00 AM
Since the parakeet joke didn't go over so well, here is an example of the ideal secular society not wanting to tramp on anybody's rights (except for those of the religious)
by making sure that you have the ability to marry dead people.
The French are so much cooler than us. Maybe we should all move there. Or maybe we won't have to...
Here is a court challenge to legalize polygamy in Utah
Of course in Mass. there is an incredibly unfair suit against NAMBLA because one of its members raped and murdered a young boy after reading the literature on the website and reading publications like this one . Luckily the ACLU has taken the case and will ensure NAMBLA can keep promoting its agenda to make the rape of young boys legal. It goes without saying this suit is frivolous, as a site that promotes the cause of sex with young boys couldn't in anyway be promoting or encouraging illegal activity, unless of course sex with young boys was illegal.
Likewise, the ACLU will make sure those horrible Boy Scouts who restrict the access of Gay men from young boys (in much the same way as the Girl Scouts restrict the access of Heterosexual men from Young Girls) are punished for their heinous crimes against humanity. Besides, they say "God" in their pledge, so they must be religious, and don't deserve to get access to the city park on the same terms as every other non profit in the city.
Luckily, the Catholic Chuch has got the message and lets their Priests be homosexuals, even to the extent of protecting them when they get into trouble.
Thank God, the U.S. is becoming a secular haven :>)
It would be horrible if I or my children were exposed to those religious superstitions and weren't allowed to have sexual relationships at an early age and with whomever they wanted to.
(ok, I was TRYing for SmartA**. Did I make it?)
by making sure that you have the ability to marry dead people.
The French are so much cooler than us. Maybe we should all move there. Or maybe we won't have to...
Here is a court challenge to legalize polygamy in Utah
Of course in Mass. there is an incredibly unfair suit against NAMBLA because one of its members raped and murdered a young boy after reading the literature on the website and reading publications like this one . Luckily the ACLU has taken the case and will ensure NAMBLA can keep promoting its agenda to make the rape of young boys legal. It goes without saying this suit is frivolous, as a site that promotes the cause of sex with young boys couldn't in anyway be promoting or encouraging illegal activity, unless of course sex with young boys was illegal.
Likewise, the ACLU will make sure those horrible Boy Scouts who restrict the access of Gay men from young boys (in much the same way as the Girl Scouts restrict the access of Heterosexual men from Young Girls) are punished for their heinous crimes against humanity. Besides, they say "God" in their pledge, so they must be religious, and don't deserve to get access to the city park on the same terms as every other non profit in the city.
Luckily, the Catholic Chuch has got the message and lets their Priests be homosexuals, even to the extent of protecting them when they get into trouble.
Thank God, the U.S. is becoming a secular haven :>)
It would be horrible if I or my children were exposed to those religious superstitions and weren't allowed to have sexual relationships at an early age and with whomever they wanted to.
(ok, I was TRYing for SmartA**. Did I make it?)
