the B diet
by John at 2/10/2004 01:42:00 PM
So you want to lose weight? Follow my simple 4 step diet plan.
1) Take a two week trip to Japan. Walk everywhere, carry a heavy backback full of travel books and cameras, have trouble ordering food, and subsist on fish, rice, and giant beers.
2) When you get home, be surprised that you lost 8 pounds.
3) Motivated by your weight loss, cut french fries, non-diet soda, and snacks from the vending machine by your office almost completely out of your diet.
4) Lose 5 more pounds in the next 8 months.
Welcome to a slim, sexy new you!
1) Take a two week trip to Japan. Walk everywhere, carry a heavy backback full of travel books and cameras, have trouble ordering food, and subsist on fish, rice, and giant beers.2) When you get home, be surprised that you lost 8 pounds.
3) Motivated by your weight loss, cut french fries, non-diet soda, and snacks from the vending machine by your office almost completely out of your diet.
4) Lose 5 more pounds in the next 8 months.
Welcome to a slim, sexy new you!
